ashley

explicit | chapter 1/3 | 7.2k

relationship: shane hollander/ilya rozanov

characters: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, Rose Landry, Svetlana Vetrova, Hayden Pike

tags: Alternate Universe - Star Wars Setting, rebel commander ilya, bounty hunter shane, rose is a ride or die in every universe and i stand on that, rebel general svetlana, Hayden is also there, canon typical violence and chaos, Sex Pollen, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Frotting, Digital Penetration, Spit As Lube, spit as spit, Porn with heavy plot, no beta we die like two death stars and also ilya's father just for fun even if he's not in this universe

But in all things, Shane is steady. This is a trait that Ilya always found himself circling back to. Shane is all things bright and beautiful in the universe. He is the greatest unknown that Ilya would gladly explore forever, given the chance. Shane is also completely, utterly, soul-crushingly determined to ignore this fact.

Hudson Williams aka Jacob Tierney's part time bodyguard

Hudson: 🤚

X: I'm trying to ask him a question, is that okay with you?

teen+ | chapter 1/6 | 8.4k

relationship: shane hollander/ilya rozanov

tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe – Fantasy, Alternate Universe – Werewolf, hallmark movie played totally straight, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Body Horror, childhood sweethearts to strangers to lovers, hockey player Ilya, botanical garden director shane, still a dick Andrei, No beta we die like Grigori Rozanov

The sun is setting soon, and the golden hour light casts the town in a shroud of timeless beauty that steals his breath every time. Ilya can’t wait to never see it again.

teen+ | chapter 1/6 | 8.4k

relationship: shane hollander/ilya rozanov

tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe – Fantasy, Alternate Universe – Werewolf, hallmark movie played totally straight, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Body Horror, childhood sweethearts to strangers to lovers, hockey player Ilya, botanical garden director shane, still a dick Andrei, No beta we die like Grigori Rozanov

The sun is setting soon, and the golden hour light casts the town in a shroud of timeless beauty that steals his breath every time. Ilya can’t wait to never see it again.

- "Hey, how was your summer? Good, good."

- "Mic'd up. I'm mic'd up. Don't."

- "Have you ever been to Greece? Told Ilya I would ask you."

- "What? No, man, he didn't say that. He said he was gonna get your ass. Yeah, man, he only fucks one ass. Yeah, I mean, I would say fuck you too but--"

- "Heeeey, davai, davai. Great assist. Hah, no, don't come closer, I'm mic'd and you know I don't trust you."

- "The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal--"

- "HEY MATHESON. You ever been to Vegas? I said, you ever been to VEGAS? I hear they let the good hockey players go there in the summer but I feel like you wouldn't know that."

- "FUCK. Hey, ref, what the fuck was that? Oh, you didn't see that? Fuck you. No, you stay there, my husband's gonna talk to you--fuck you, put me in the bin then, this is bullshit--"

- "You have the smelling salts? Yeah. FUCK--"

- "I am mic'd. Remember I am mic'd. Nope, not even in Russian."

- "Oh, yeah, the pickle video was funny. Harris said it got a lot of views, so. Yeah, no, he actually really does love pickles that much."

- "Sinclair, you got something to say? Yeah, I'm better at hide the pickle than you are at hockey. You want to ask another stupid question?"

- "You know, I run a charity too. Oh, I just assumed that you were doing some kind of Make-A-Wish thing out here with your wingers, since it looks like this is your first day on the ice."

- "Oh, hey, look. Jackie and the kids are waving at us. Okay. Okay, Rozanov, that's enough."

- "Mic'd. Mic'd. Mic'd."

- "Hello Hockey Night, welcome to my husband's shoulder pads--" "Fuck OFF, Rozanov."