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Peter: I sleep with a knife.

Sirius: Both of you are pathetic.

James: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

remus: CAN YOU WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

james: LADS HARRY IS IN THE FUCKING ROOM SHUT THE FUCK UP

it’s also an orange flag.

and a yellow flag. and a green, a blue and a purple one.

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

-when the group got a little too comfortable poking fun at Peter’s last relationship and his inability to keep a girlfriend, it was Remus who had snuck out to hogsmead and used the last of his -already abysmal- funds to buy Pete new knitting needles and a pastry from his favourite bakery to leave on his bed for when he woke up.

-when James had tackled Regulus to the ground in excitement after they were given the chance to be in slug club together, it was Remus who told James Lily was looking for him, and promptly nursed Regulus through his panic attack that had come on due to memories of being beaten on the ground by his mother.

-when the gang tried to snoop at Lily’s letter from home after she frowned while reading it, it was Remus who cast the charm that made a first years drink explode and cover the room in glitter to distract the group, and Remus who then whispered to Lily. “She’ll grow out of it Lil, she’s your sister.”

-and it was always Remus who spotted the moments when Sirius’ thoughts began to wonder to the pain of the cruciatus curse that his mother had tortured him with and took him aside to massage his sore limbs while he cried.

Remus: Hang on, have to make sure my friends like you.

Sirius: But... your friends are my friends?

Peter: He's all right. I think you'd make a cute couple.

Sirius: Uh... thanks?

Lily: Wel, he can be a bit over dramatic tho.

Sirius: Excuse you, Lily, am the perfect level of -

James: You could do better, Rem.

wolfstar - literal perfection. would’ve been canon if JKR wasn’t a homophobe. ♾️/10

jily - he fell first and she fell harder. i love this sm. also it’s basically the only canon one here so. 10/10

dorlene - literally my second favorite ship i love them sm! 100/10

jegulus - i really like this one! but i’m also a sucker for the best friends brother trope so i might be biased. oh well. 10/10

marylily - they’re so cute together i’m sobbing! 12/10

jegulily - i don’t personally ship it but all the fanart and skits i’ve seen are so cute! 7/10

rosekiller - i love them sm it’s actually an addiction. 10/10

bartylus - i like this one! but i also really like unrequited bartylus! 8/10

pandalily - screaming bc i’m obsessed with them! they’re so underrated! 100/10

moonwater - no. 0/10 (but i adore platonic moonwater)

quilkiller - i love my toxic gfs! 9/10

nobleflower - they’re so tragic and angsty but also super fluffy at the same time? 10/10

I am in pain

I just got back from a seven mile hike

With 10kg on my back

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WHAT

THATS AMAZING SJSJSJDKD

GOOD JOB CARIAD YOU DID SO WELL

Not a lot 😭

It's just polyester (cotton)

But you like her better...

I wish I were Heather (Tonks)

-Sirius You had to keep it in the family didnt you Black

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Sirius: cuz you’ve been reading since you were born.

Regulus: why can’t I remember learning to play the violin?

Sirius: cuz you learnt when you were two.

Regulus: why can’t I remember when I learnt to tie my shoes?

Sirius: cuz you have fucking amnesia.

Regulus: why can I remember a whole opera and book but not when I met James?

Sirius: you need to see a doctor.