Learn now the ways of the Munkustance!
(I have been studying him. With a camera. 👀 I have catalogued the Stances for your education.)
1. Munkustance (classic), aka the Constipation Pose. (Patrick Hill, 2014 Asia tour.)
2. Straight-arm variant, aka Jenny Just Yelled 'POSTURE'. (Shiki 2018)
3. The Paw, aka Time For My Photo Op. (Luke Fraser Yates, International tour 2019.)
4 and 5: Explainy Up and Explainy Down, aka I Spend So Much Of My Time Grandstanding That I Need Multiple Stances For This. (Andy Huntington Jones, Broadway revival, and Alexander Auler, Vienna revival.)
6: The Declamatory, aka As Above Only More So. (Ivan Ozhogin, Moscow 2005.)
7. The Whisper You Can Hear From The Back Of The Auditorium, aka Munkustrap Why Are You Like This. (Dan Hoy, 2019 US tour.)
8. The Classic Reversed, aka Getting Tired Of Tugger's Shit And Pretending To Ignore Him. (Lloyd Davies, International tour 2019.)
9. The Accommodating, aka How Many Cats Can I Fit Between My Legs (needs accessory: at least one kitten). (Michael Gruber, 1998)
10. The Cuddly (for best results include two other cats), aka Tugger Is Too Tol To Cuddle Him Like This 🥺. (Shiki 2006, with Jemima and Sillabub.)
11. The Long Wiggle, aka Party Time! (Benjamin Colley, 2020 Asia tour.)
This has been an educational guide by your helpful neighbourhood Tugger. Off you go, kittens - go and practise your stances. Make sure it's right where he can see you. I'm hoping to add an Eyerolling At Tugger While Trying Not To Smile Soppily to my collection.
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