Lily Fabray

Mmm, I haven’t heard you say it in awhile, so you may want to a good more couple of times. Also, that’s totally your thing. I’m so not getting in the middle. 

You want to hear me say what a few more times?  That the word Madam makes me laugh?

You haven’t changed a bit, have you?

Oh boy. She prefers that title, Lily, and I honestly don’t mind it. You’re going to tease her either way, but I warn you, she’s just, if not more stubborn than you are. She’s also about two months younger than I am, so I still hold the cougar title. 

I love you Chris, you know that, but no offense, I won't be able to call anyone younger than 50 'Madam' and keep a straight face.

That’s right, Lily — you got me. I have both of them framed on my wall to remind me every day of your elegant way with words.

Yanks? Really? Man, your cute teasing I have not missed. Alright, I’ll ask Madam about it tomorrow. It depends on when we can both find time off, but I promise I’ll make it as soon as I can. Also, you better know how to use that thing. I don’t want any friendly fire. 

Madam?  Ooo, look at you, Charmander!  You bagged a cougar!

Well it’s good to know you’re still as charming as ever…

You totally followed me cuz you missed me and my amazing essay writing skills, right?  I could write you another one right now if you want.

Why not?  I've been dying to show you Yanks some southern hospitality!  And I know L would love the chance to play hostess. 'Sides, the gun laws are less strict here.  You know, for my 12 gauge.

Ah, but you still benefited from my tackiness once upon a time. We all have our flaws, and my instagram pictures are mine. 

First off, you loved my abs. Secondly, not as much as I used to actually. I send them more in private phone messages now. 

Having nice abs doesn't make the act of instigramming them any less tacky, Charmander.  Just sayin'.  Same goes for underwear pictures.  Tack-ee.

Thank heavens! I need to thank her. Maybe now I won’t feel like I could crush you. 

Speaking of that, you're not posting those...corny ab shots still, are you??

If I had the money, sure!  And a means to keep warm because fuck that noise, I don't wanna deal with the cold anymore.

Her cuddles aren’t something that I experienced, but she makes awesome tea and baked goods. You’re still my only Fabray cuddle buddy. 

Think we'd ever get a chance to cuddle again?  Would you come to BR?

Q's one of the best cuddle buddies out there, and she's a great source of advice when she's not acting all huffy about something.  I'm glad she was there for you.

… Don’t make me go by myself. Because you know when it comes to turkey I can’t contain myself. But I will see you then. I’d tell you to dress nice but you could wear a paper bag and I think you’d still look amazing. And I know you would.. I’ve just always had it long, Daddy always kept it long, then Sir Henry liked it long.. And I’ve just never bothered to change it.. I’m not sure if I’ll go out and do it.. But it’s something I’m considering.

Yeah, I’m definitely happy for them. Quinn is good for my sister, so as long as Rach is happy, I’m content. I’m totally pleading the fifth on that one though. My sister can totally find creative ways to kick my butt when she wants to.