Split Up, Gang!

55 beetles 55 flies 55 locusts 55 lice 55 mites 100 butterflies 100 spiders 100 termites 100 maggots 100 crickets 55 wasps 55 slugs 55 pillbugs 55 psyllids 55 pinworms and 155 tapeworms

you will see something that the us military has done and it will be the most horrifying thing in the world. something that should be the catalyst for a complete upheaval of the system, for riots in the streets, for national mourning periods and rewritten textbooks and decades of reparations. and the whole time it's just a normal day for them. they did something like it yesterday and they'll do it again tomorrow. the lucky ones even get to come home and spend the rest of their lives getting discounts at the movies and applause at baseball games. and if you try to express any this to the average person irl they will act like you shot their dog in front of them

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

let's be several years behind together

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

yearning

actually. the point of it all is to be sweet to your friends. so there

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