SO THIS IS IT, I SOLD MY SOUL FOR THIS?

Please tell me that someone has something planned this weekend.

You’re not going to haunt me, are you?

When was your birthday!! LT and I would have made you a paw shaped cat! Or at least we would have attempted to. But, I guess that is a perk to being super famous, people want to give you gifts! 

Thursday! That would’ve been awesome, Britt. Even if it didn’t come out right, it’s the thought that counts. True! It’s still kinda crazy though to think about.

God, I hope that’s what you say whenever you do stupid African celebrity mission trips.  How inspiring.

No and hey, those things aren’t stupid, some of them really help out. 

That’s because you’re more than kind of amazing. And anyone who used to forget your birthday probably feels pretty lame now.

Thanks, Mase. I’m only agreeing with you since you’d totally know about being amazing. Probably, though I never wanted to make a big deal about it.

They won’t. It’s what they get paid for. You’re off the hook, Sam. No need to interrogate any potential suitors. You have your own boyfriend to pay attention to. 

If you say so, dude. Fine, fine. Yeah, but I can still look out for my best friend and do that too.

THAT IS NOT THE WAY IT WORKS THAT ONLY WORKS WITH TWINS.  THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER, THAT IS WHY SECOND PLACE IS CALLED FIRST LOSER.

BUT WHAT ABOUT BEST FRIENDS? DO OUR ICE CREAM NECKLACES COUNT FOR NOTHING? WE CAN BOTH BE FIRST WINNERS. THAT SOUNDS A LOT BETTER.

I think my assistant can handle that. And, yes… I do. Don’t you? 

What if they miss something? They can do the first round and I can do the best friend one. Yeah, I do.

I DON’T KNOW BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE WHATEVER STAKES I GIVE YOU FOR THIS SORT OF THING YOU’RE GOING TO FIND SOME WAY TO MAKE THEM NOT SOUND MISERABLE AT ALL AND THEN I DON’T TECHNICALLY WIN.

YOU’LL STILL WIN, MADS. WE’LL JUST BOTH WIN.

My lips are sealed tight! That sounds awesome! You could reenact the whole Star Wars movie to me! Or at least all of Darth Vadar’s scenes. Well, I am a little biased towards Mase Base, but I promise to judge everyone fairly! 

Thanks, Britt. Oh man, do not tempt me. I totally would do it, you have no idea. I could only do his scenes, but that might be confusing. I should definitely do the whole thing. It’s okay, me too.

I wanted to make an elaborate joke about fish and fins, I did, but my mom told me to be nice, so I’m being nice and just for tomorrow, I’ll give out a few real hugs, even to you.

Part of me wants to hear this joke, but you really should listen to your mom and awesome. Holding you to that, Santana.

What would you screen me from? Opposites do tend to attract, Sam. Not every relationship is based on common interest, and –as evidenced by our heated debate on who the hottest character in the Avengers is– our taste in men isn’t entirely similar, so I’m not sure I’d want you weeding out what you think is best. Besides, sometimes the one you least expect is the one that’s right for you.

Potential killers, stalkers, crazy people, and people who don’t think Han shot first. Okay, I guess that’s true, but still. I can at least weed out all the bad dudes. I still can’t believe you’d choose him. You wound me, man. You really think so? 

I WOULD WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU (in the nicest way possible).  I am a master bowler, and I don’t take that title lightly.

I ACCEPT THAT CHALLENGE. You’re totally on then. What are the stakes?

Sally, your manager right? She can definitely be Luke! Or someone else even. I have to hear your Darth Vadar impression soon!! I bet it is awesome. Maybe, I can be a judge one day, I don’t have the ultimate Star Wars knowledge, but I can watch and see who I think is the best of the best. 

Right! I think she’d make a good villain. You didn’t hear that from me though. Whenever you’re free we can meet up and I’ll do it for you! It is pretty epic. That’d be great, you wouldn’t be biased.

And by lightsabers you totes mean something else, don’t you?  I gotchu.  Try not to get all PDS about your sword-dueling, Brokeback.

What? No. Oh my God. I’m talking about watching Star Wars.

Had me an interweb detox.

Where’s my virtual hug?