Drabble Challenge: 1-150
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āThe skirt is supposed to be this short.ā
āHow long have you been standing there?ā
āI may be an idiot, but Iām not stupid.ā
āWho gave you that black eye?ā
āYou havenāt even touched your food. Whatās going on?ā
āI just like proving you wrong.ā
āEveryone keeps telling me youāre the bad guy.ā
āForget it. You fucking suck.ā
āQuit it or Iāll bite.ā
āIf you use up all the hot water again, I swear to god! Youāre on the couch for a month!!ā
āIf I die, Iām going to haunt your ass.ā
āIām pregnant.ā
āLooks like weāre gonna be stuck here for a while.ā
āTake. It. Off.ā
āWell, youāre coming home with me whether you like it or not.ā
āIāll kick his ass if you want me to.ā
āStop it! It tickles!ā
āItās okay to cryā¦ā
āAnd thatās how you ruin a life. Congratulations.ā
āD..did you just make that noise?ā
āHeās a bad kisser.ā
āYou can scream if you want.ā
āI didnāt know we were keeping track.ā
āWeāre playing checkers. If you donāt like it, leave.ā
āOne of themās missing.ā
āSave some for me.ā
āOh, fuck off.ā
āYouāre still mad?ā
āCome over here and make me.ā
āYou better watch yourself.ā
āEat your lunch and you wouldnāt be hungry.ā
āWhy did we have to have kids?ā
āCall on Line 1ā
āHe creeped me out. Iām not gonna lie.ā
āIām done! You can fix it!ā
āCan we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?ā
āWhere did he go?ā
āYou leave whenever you feel like it.ā
āI forgot I was a single parent.ā
āDonāt apologize if you donāt mean it.ā
āYouāre going out dressed like that?ā
āFor the hundredth time, Iām not your babysitter.ā Ā
āFrost the damn cupcakes.ā
āWell thatās the second biggest news Iāve heard all day.ā
āYou look pretty hot in plaid.ā Ā
āI thought you were dead!ā
āI thought it was a one-night-standā¦and now weāre marriedā¦ā
āWeāve become the clingy couple that you used to complain about.ā
āQuit touching me. Your feet are cold.ā
āYou know you want it, sweetheart.ā
āIām your husband. Itās my job.ā Ā
āYou just wanted them because the light up.ā
āThat wasnāt very subtle.ā
āHe thinks heās a mind reader.ā Ā
āItās just you and me tonight. I was thinking we could have a little fun.ā
āI donāt do hugs.ā
āDonāt talk anymore.ā
āIām just a guy with a wife, two kids, and a Harley.ā
āHow do I even put up with you?ā
āI said get rid of it.ā
āThey didnāt just find out. They already knew!ā
āYouāre not as quiet as you think you are.ā
āCan you just man up and change his diaper?ā
āJust donāt buy a goat. I donāt care what you do, just no goats.ā
āI have a secret.ā
āI wonāt let you get hurt.ā
āYouāre strong, baby. You have to be.ā
āHeās four years old!!ā
āIāve had enough! I want to be alone!ā
āI canāt stand seeing you like this.ā
āMe and the boys will handle it.ā
āYouāre competitive and so am I, and itās going to lead to a fight.ā
āIs there a reason youāre naked in my bed?ā
āYouāre a dork, just like your father.ā
āMind if I join you?ā
āDaddy!ā
āI lost our child.ā
āThatās my shirt. So is that..wait?ā
āMy name isnāt Leslieā¦whoās Leslie?ā
āThereās a surprise upstairs for you.ā
āIāll take care of it.ā
āIām not your boss? Well then who is?ā
āYou canāt eat solids, only liquids until Thursday.ā
āCome on, baby, up to bed.ā
āThey got you a present. Isnāt it sweet?ā
āAm I scaring you?ā
āRun! You said youād work out with me!ā
āAfter everythingā¦Iād still choose you.ā
āAnd when did you plan on telling me about this?ā
āTrust me.ā
āScoot over a little bit, please.ā
āYouāre so clingy, I love it.ā
āYou didnāt just wake me up at 2am because you were āin the moodā.ā
āDid they hurt you?ā
āYouāre cute when youāre all worried.ā
āStop being grumpy. Itās lame.ā
āI donāt need a hero, I need a husband.ā
āDonāt shut me out.ā
āYou got a cute butt.ā
āI just got out of the shower, I canāt dance. What if my towel falls off?ā
āDonāt be an asshole. Asshole.ā
āDo you really think I could ever replace you?ā
āSharing is caring. Now give me your fries.ā
āā¦or we can chill in our underwear.ā
āYou canāt make up for it by giving me a tic-tac.ā
āKeep pedaling and donāt stop, okay?ā
āYou, me, popcorn, two liter Dr. Pepper, and a movie. You in?ā
āHave you seen my contacts?ā
āLife is a highway, and Iām always drunk. So Iām not driving.ā
āQuit stalling. Whereās your father?ā
āYou canāt just hug me and think everythingās okay.ā
āIs he coming home?ā
āI prefer blondes.ā
āNo more dogs. How hard it it to understand?ā
āI let you win.ā
āI broke your nose, and Iām sorry for that. But what youāre doing isnāt fair.ā
āCan I do your hair?ā
āYour favorite superhero canāt be a villain.ā
āI told you not to jump on the bed!ā
āHeās pampering me, let him be.ā
āReady or not, here I come.ā
āIām worried about losing my job!ā
āOh, did I scare you, big boy?ā
āHappy new year!ā
āQuit moving, Iām trying to sleep. Waitā¦are youā¦what?!ā
āYou nap, Iāll stay awake.ā
āItās turbulence. Itās normal.ā
āDonāt touch me. Weāre fighting.ā
āIāll give you a massage.ā
āYou fell asleep in the tub?!ā
āAre you doodling?ā
āWeāre not playing strip poker. I donāt care what I said when I was drunk.ā
āSlushies arenāt just for kids, fuck society.ā
āAre you scaredā¦Then why wonāt you look at the screen?ā
āEnough with the pillow talk, Iām tired.ā
āYou had a nightmare, tell me what it was about so I can fix it.ā
āWe need groceries, not just junk food. Youāre worse than the kids.ā
āIs this our closet? Or your closet?ā
āIf I win, you do dishes for a week.ā
āFist bumps are cooler than high-fivesā¦ā
āUse your words.ā
āHold my hand so he gets jealous.ā
āEw, your hand is sweaty.ā
āGet out of my face before I hit you.ā
āI donāt care if your 4 or 40, you donāt hit people.ā
āYou only care about football, beer, and raking leaves.ā
āLook! Fireflies!ā
āWhy do you only kiss me when Iām sleeping?ā
āI just need ten minutes.ā
*Make Your Own*
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