Hecate's Hemlock Grove

Never have I met an asexual that demanded me to stop with the sex jokes or to stop drawing smut art. I did have a sex-repulsed ace that used to follow me and was kind enough to let me know they still liked me but were unfollowing bc my sex jokes made them uncomfortable. They never shamed me or anything, just gave me a polite heads-up. Some of the best smut fic writers I know are ace. Some of the best people I know are ace. I have ace friends I would legit die for.

So before you reblog posts like that one for the lols “haha look at those crazy asexuals amirite? Do they wanna censor the world or what lol?”, think that this is a tactic to divide our community. Think that someone somewhere is deeply hurt by this kind of joke when they’re already being constantly asked if they’re “broken” or if there’s “something wrong” with them. Think that this kind of joke mocks people that sometimes deal constantly with the threat of corrective rape passed as a joke.

I can randomly pop in your dms 

I can go to your ask and ask random af questions 

I can vent to you 

I can potentially help you (i.e, Self Harm/Suicidal Tendencies, Personal issue at school, and weight loss.) 

I can Send you cute songs to help you smile 

I can Send funny ass memes to make you smile 

You’re not allowed to die in this classroom

If you yeet any of the lab equipment across the room, you will be yeeted to the principal’s office

[on how old I am]: I lost count after a few thousand years

whenever they do an online lab: this is better than fortnite isn’t it

[to a student, upon realizing they completed their practice problems all wrong]: that’s a rip in the chat

If it wasn’t for strong force holding your atoms together your matter would disintegrate away like when Thanos snapped his fingers

In the event that the sun does blow up, the good thing is light takes seven minutes to travel from the sun so you wouldn’t see the explosion coming to incinerate you

[to two students who love to get under each other’s skin]: this is your lane (I traced a circle around their desk) and that is yours (as I traced a circle around their desk) stay in them

You’d probably turn into spaghetti if you went into a black hole but it wouldn’t the edible kind

[when checking in on groups] is everything gucci