stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

"How can you sleep with that monster!" says the monsterfucking gang when Buffy fucks a monster they don't approve of

translator's note: this translation sucks just learn the original language for fucks sake

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

i don't even consider oz a buffy character anymore man he's a whole real person to me. im so parasocial over this guy like yeah oz is my boyfriend. no wdym hes from buffy?? hes a real person??? what r u talking about lol i saw him yesterday.

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.