Xuebing Du
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi
trying on a metaphor
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Today's Document
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Andulka
Kaledo Art
shark vs the universe
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Three Goblin Art
Cosmic Funnies
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Misplaced Lens Cap
$LAYYYTER
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@therealhighschoolexperience
Club Vice President: “Hey, are you interested in joining [club name]?”
Student: “How many members do you have?”
Club VP: “Uhh, 67 right now.”
Student: “Hmm…I’ll join ONLY IF I’m the 69th person.”
Club VP, trying not to laugh: “You got yourself a deal.”
I can see this
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Teacher: “Bye, have a good rest of your day. And make good choices!”
Student, jumping off the stage: “I refuse.”
I can see that happening
(This happened in government class in reference to all of the male U.S. Vice Presidents)
Student, suddenly heard because the class got quiet: “So all of the Vice Presidents are trophy wives!”
*class laughs*
Student’s friend: “What? No!”
Student: “Well then what do the Vice Presidents do?”
Government teacher, grinning “Absolutely nothing.”
Student: “HA! You see! They’re arm candy! Trophy wives~”
I love it XD
Teacher: Does anyone know anything about Mt. Vesuvius?
Kid sitting in the back TM: oooh yeah that was when there was a big volcano 🌋and Rome blew up 🎇and it was like BOOM PEW PEW 🔫 but nobody noticed 📮because science 🧪hadn’t been invented yet ☹️
Not mine, but I love it
A literal senior in high school about to graduate: "Wait there's an "n" in the word government?!?
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Orchestra teacher, standing on chair so everyone can see him: This is too much power
*student pretending to work while teacher walks around the room, getting closer*
Student, under her breath: oh no she's coming
Teacher: Oh nO sHeS cOmInG!! Better fake type again! I knew it was fake typing two minutes ago from across the room!
Cheerleader to her girlfriend in the distance: Babe, come on, give me my shake.
The varsity QB, without hesitation: *aggressively starts screaming the lyrics to that milkshake song*
Not mine but still applies lol
Student in middle of orchestra practice: Once something clicks in my mind it's like a train, it's gotta crash.
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Teacher, showing us how to tie a specific knot: Take the little rabbit, he comes out of his burrow, he runs around the tree, he runs back into his burrow when he sees the EVIL FOX READY TO EAT HIS SOUL!!
Me, walking down hallway, complaining to a friend: Why is my bag so goddamn heavy?!?
That One Dude, walking past: Maybe it's the moral values you lost along the way.
Random guy: My phone is very bad so it's like watching a French movie, the audio is behind the action.
Teacher: When he said it was like a French movie I thought he was gonna say people were gonna be naked.
Teacher: My allergies are really bad right now for some satanic reason
I finally got my yearbook for the 2018-2019 year so here are some of the top senior quotes from that (I apologize in advance for my android camera quality)
All of those sound accurate
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Guy with dead computer: Look I know my computer's dying but it has no right to kill itself. I want to too but I don't get to soooo...
Guy 1: Do you know what happens when you put a cat in the microwave?
Girl: Yeah it explodes
Guy 2: No a dog
Guy 1: A Chihuahua is the perfect size take that you little ankle biter
