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Sometimes I wonder why I don't have a great body Then I remember that one time I fell asleep next to a bag of chocolate chips so they all melted together and the next night I ate a giant clump of chocolate

#one time #chocolate #fat people problems #oops

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Dan and Phil: in 2016 post a combined total of 99 videos, 2 youtube red movies, a photo book, complete an international tour, and do so much more

Phandom: complains that they post 3 videos a year

#@danisnotonfire #@amazingphil #dan howell #dan and phil #danisnotonfire #phil lester #amazingphil #hey phil look at this #phan #phandom #2016 #lets try this again because the spacing didn't work #this is so much better

@danisnotonfire @amazingphil Dan and Phil: in 2016 post a combined total of 99 videos, 2 youtube red movies, a photo book, complete an international tour, and do so much more Phandom: complains that they post 3 videos a year

#danisnotonfire #amazingphil #phan #phandom #dan and phil #danandphil #dan howell #phil lester #2016 #hey phil look at this

My brother asked what Yuri On Ice was, so I told him it was a documentary of Brendon Urie's career as a figure skater.

#yuri on ice #victuri #brendon urie #patd #figureskate

Go sign the petition!1!!!1!!

#donald trump #next president #2106 election #america #rip america #please kill me #im leaving #bye usa #louisiana purchase

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I was shopping for a David S Pumpkins costume when i came across this suit. It's one of the better ones i found so i might have gotten it, if it wasn't such a bad ombre.

#David s pumpkins #bad hombres #bad ombre #snl #saturday night live #halloween #spoopy #spooky #donald trump #hillary clinton #election 2016 #nasty woman

Sometimes i forget how i ugly i am Then i look in a mirror

#ugly #uglypeopleproblems #ihatemirrors #mirror #i'm ugly

Roses are red I is spook queen I am excite For Halloween

#halloween #spook #spooky #spoopy #queen #poem #poetry #my body is ready

Some guys want sex, others want video games, but there are the rare few who

#ben 10 #wonder pets #boys #texting #group chats

I told my friend that i was texting a boy and i couldn’t understand half of the things he said and she said its because i don’t have enough experience with boys to understand them, but ho, do you understand this?

#boys #ogre #layers #high noon #wtf #texting

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My parents take PokemonGo really seriously

My mom told me to get in the car because we were going to my favorite restaurant for lunch, but instead we are now at a park in the middle of nowhere, and have been for 4 hours because she read online somewhere that there were Voltorbs nearby.

#PokemonGo #pokemon #weirdparents #ThanksMom

I'm not suicidal, i just have a death kink. Kill me please daddy.

#kinky

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