Rubes

tshirt that says BAD AT BEING A WOMAN on the front WORSE AT BEING A MAN on the back worn with shorts that say NEVERTHELESS STILL KICKING

*is left alone with my own thoughts* brain: welcome to hell

worlds tallest vampire

count everest

mount dracula

Wouldn’t mind if i do

HOW IS THIS REAL

IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY

anakin: hey obi wan guess what *makes beeping sound* obi wan, scared: how the fuck are you doing that with your mouth

Why is this so funny??

HOT Mesopotamian singles in YOUR AREA !

remember when we were all so fucking hyped about this. what the fuck are we supposed to do now

Imagine how little candles must have cost in the 1700s. Must’ve been pretty cheap, right? With everyone using them all the time instead of electricity? Now think about how much they cost now. 20 some dollars for a candle. What if we could go back to when candles were cheap? Wouldn’t you want that? What if we could make that happen.

OP is gonna cut the power grid

everyday. it’s an email about the Coronavirus. as if regular emails weren’t bad enough.