THIS IS THE DEPARTMENT OF FUCK OFF, WE'RE FUCKING SWAMPED

tomorrow im developing my theory of tuesday

it's already tuesday

just as i theorized.

blew a .15 blood mana on the breathalyzer at a necromancy checkpoint and the guardsman demanded to search my carriage trunk for skeletons. needless to say i went for his crossbow

We just got word that Josh Tron from Game Grunp and Arin Handsome were beheaded by Bridge Troll

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

christians spawn below light level 7

Can you stop trying to make everything about how you feel and instead take a moment to consider how putting your village to the sword is going to weigh on my conscience in the future. Im literally a victim here too

weaksauce dark lord wannabe can't even put ONE village to the sword without feeling bad about it. you'll never raze all the land the light of the gods has touched at this rate

what is it that they say? a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says "dragons are the same. something happened to your eyes"

a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says "they're long enough."

good evening voltigeurs, stormfusiliers, shockgrenadiers, condottieri, press ganged draymen, corporals of the lance, 20 year old subalterns, those engaged in brigandage, men of ill repute, churls-at-arms, partisan yeomanry, plasma dragoons, skyhook cargo riggers, sodden gunlayers, spotter dirigible pilots, those inhabiting underground complexes, ornithopter hussars, hoofbeast handlers, forlorn mariners, blasthole drill sappers and shattered remnants of formations