Asinine Reblogs

No longer allowed to help my dad in the garden because i picked up the shovel and he saw “a gleeful and cruel darkness in my eyes”

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

youre pissing me off

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch