Real Thoughts about Fake(?) Things

WARNINGS

catch me throwing a fucking party when my boy comes back

trail cam acting up again

Description: A Tizzie-Whizie is a half hedgehog, half squirrel, half bee creature seen by a boatsman around 1900 in England. The boatsman then shared his tale to people of the Stag’s Head Hotel. His grandson found a similar creature, and was able to capture it and photograph it before it ran away, never to be seen again.

The Dover Demon is a cryptid reportedly sighted in the town of Dover, Massachusetts in 1977. 17-year-old William “Bill” Bartlett claimed that while driving on April 21, 1977, he saw a large-eyed creature “with tendril-like fingers” and glowing eyes on top of a broken stone wall on Farm Street. 15-year-old John Baxter reported seeing a similar creature on Miller Hill Road the same evening. Another 15-year-old, Abby Brabham, claimed to have seen the creature the following night on Springdale Avenue. The teenagers all drew sketches of the alleged creature. Bartlett wrote on his sketch, “I, Bill Bartlett, swear on a stack of Bibles that I saw this creature.” According to the Boston Globe, “the locations of the sightings, plotted on a map, lay in a straight line over 2 miles”. 

The Hyampom Hog Bear is a bear that was reported by the lumberjacks in North America. The Hyampom Hog Bear is described as a bear with curly brown furn and a sharp nose. The Hyampom Hog Bear is said to love to eat pigs alive by taking massive bites out of them while the pigs scream.

smile dog

This frog has seen some shit.

Harpagofututor, a distant relative of chimaeras that lived about 320 million years ago.