can someone please get me therapy

dlajhf <3 I miss you Victor Undertale... what if I made a deltarune version of him and he's Kris' bio dad... yessss

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

keep your head up, fellow wizard! it’s incantation, not incanttation!

wait

hold on

wait

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

Out of Touch Thursday

If Ratatouille mechanics were real, there would be a whole market of businesses offering the services of operating rats to people who want them, and it'd be like how bees produce honey. People in the rat business would be so exhausted of having to explain over and over again that no, the rats aren't being exploited. If the rats didn't like how they're being treated, they would simply not return. There's no goddamn way to force a rat to be so passionate about playing the saxophone that they'll figure out how to puppeteer a human to do it for them. All that the business does is finding a way to put that specific rat in the hair of someone who's about to go on stage.

The rats 100% think the businesses are being run for their benefit and worry about the humans being exploited.

A rat manager who is a rat and deals on their end of the deal is exhausted of having to explain over and over again that look, an average fully grown adult human being is like 200 times your weight, their hands are very fast and they can throw things better than you want to imagine. If one of them things didn't want you in their hair, you're not going to stay there for long. You'd be yote out the window in two seconds flat.

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims