THERAPSID

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

yall aren’t gonna believe this

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

when some evil cunt dies posting on tumblr carries the feeling of the last day of school before summer break

let it be known that whoever the shooter was couldn't possibly have done it because they were at lunch with me at the time

being shot in the neck and having the video of your blood pouring out of you blasted all across social media is a natural consequence of believing and fighting for gun rights above any human rights.