A place for quotes

Spike: "I guess this can't get any worse." Discord: "As the Lord of Chaos, I'd advise against saying things like that."

Penny: "Your uncle doesn't seem like an evil scientist." Lilo: "He's not evil on the outside, just deep in his soul."

Mickey and Rose: *hug* Jack: "Aww, sweet, look at those two." Jack: "How come I never get any of that?" The Doctor: "Buy me a drink first." Jack: "You're such hard work." The Doctor: "But worth it.":)

Crysta's father: "Aren't you a little old to be believing in human tales?" Batty: "Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going 'Hi, Helen!'"

Nate: "My son would be ashamed of me if I became a murderer." Nate: "My father, on the other hand - he'd buy me an ice cream."

Cheezborger: Why are you sitting in a circle of salt?" Fwench Fwy: "Oh. My partner's a demon and I'm mad at them." Cheezborger: "Oh no!" Iscream: "Raaugh! You can't sit inside that barrier forever!" Fwench Fwy: "You stop doing your blood harvests and then we'll talk!"

Midge: "You ready?" Susie: "Sure." Midge: "You're going to have to give me a better 'sure' than that." Susie, with over-the-top fake enthusiasm: "Sure!" Midge: "Ew."