#lurch

Micheal Myers (RZ)

look at that man, mister Tyler Mane himself.

he’s a big boy.

beefy too..

he’s seen picking people up just by the neck alone with one hand. and while, sure, not plus sized people (as far as I can remember at least), I think it still counts for something.

(also his actor [Tyler Mane ❤️] is literally a retired wrestler lets be so fr)

Thomas Hewitt and Bubba Sawyer

these are farm boys, do I really have to explain myself? (I will anyway idc)

oh my beautiful silent fat husbands how I love thee…

how much does a chainsaw weigh..?

ah who cares.

anyway, like I said, these are farm boys.

they are literally born and bred to carry heavy stuff, not to mention they carry people for a living..

Jason Vorhees (post-zombification)

I specify post zombification for a very specific reason, while I certainly don’t doubt that he was strong before this (especially as he is still a big boy pre Tommy killing and resurrecting him.) I do believe that zombie Jason is much stronger.

if I’m not mistaken, I can almost remember him being (very momentarily) stunned by his own strength upon becoming a zombie.

Freddy Krueger

now listen, I know what you’re thinking, and yes this does contradict exactly what I said before we started.

BUT!! he is a half exception.

you see, Freddy lives in some sort of dream/nightmare world, he controls this world.

I fully believe that he could make you light as a feather, or even himself stronger if he so pleases, as long as you’re in his nightmare world with him of course.

Rusty Nail

now Rusty, as we know, is a large boy, a trucker, and a farm boy, so he has quite a lot going for him on this one.

however!! he is also getting up there in years, he’s not exactly young.

(oh my god that gif…)

I think I’d give him maybe 20 minutes before he starts aching (or old man grumbling/complaining).

honorable mention: Lurch, from The Addam’s Family

ANY VERSION, DOESN’T MATTER

not a slasher, I KNOW. SHUT UP.

that’s why he’s an honorable mention :3

I think we all know he’s big, and strong.

I don’t really have much to say about his place in this, I just know in my soul that he needed to be here (despite not being a slasher..)

anyway, I think thats all I have to say, maybe I’ll add more or do a part two at a later date.