Beatles Beatles Beatles !

The Beatles with Dezo Hoffmann at Westminster Cameras, 58 Old Compton Street, London on 3rd April, 1963. They’re watching the 8mm films Dezo took of them on Allerton Golf Course in Liverpool on the 25th March 1963. 

The Beatles Portrait collection - all looking gorgeous on the 9th September 1963. 

Search terms now in my history as a result of trying to find more of these: “Paul McCartney wince,” “Paul McCartney pout” (that one was AWESOME), “Paul McCartney embarrassed smile,” “Paul McCartney making a face,” “Paul McCartney making a face with a guitar” (since it seems to often be his “whoops, I made a mistake” face …) 

Anyway …

I don’t think Google can be very efficient at this task (matching words that describe the visual content with the actual visual content), but it must be capable of some weird sort of mind-reading. A while later, given an entirely different task with Mr. McCartney, it came up with this  x) 

I found it again this morning whilst looking for another gif. (Amusingly, this one was my gif to begin with! I knew I needed it even before I needed it!)

(I think it’s harder to find still pictures of it because he does it so fast.)

Oh and here’s an amazing one that macca-daisy​ added earlier, with the excellent and accurate caption “a little scrunch, but scrunch nonetheless.” AGREED. (They’re good scrunches, Brent.)

Paul watches the eclipse.  Yoko watches the eclipse in suitable arty pose. Ringo photoshops himself as the eclipse. 

Would you like some more wet Beatles? Here you go, enjoy!

The Beatles photographed for Beatles Monthly in a swimming pool in Margate, Kent sometime between the 8th and 13th of July, 1963. The Beatles were in town for a six night residency at the Winter Gardens, Margate.

1. 14 seconds into “Eleanor Rigby” you can hear Paul McCartney singing the title of the song.

2. Please Please Me is the title of an album (a collection of recordings issued as a single item on CD, record, or another medium) by The Beatles.

3. Ringo Starr was well aware that living in an octopus’s garden would cause him to drown, but he wrote a song about it anyway.

4. The George Harrison penned tune “I Me Mine” contains a word with one letter, a word with two letters, and a word with four letters.

5. A Gold-Dust Day Gecko named Thimple Jimtop found it’s way into my shirt pocket after falling from a hole in the ceiling of a shopping mall.

6. If you look very closely at the cover of Abbey Road you can see all four members of The Beatles using a crosswalk.

7. The song “Back In The U.S.S.R.” contains guitar, drums, electric bass and singing.

8. Thimple Jimtop came home with me and spent his first night sleeping next to me on my pillow.

9. John Lennon wore glasses a lot of times.

10. The Beatles used song titles in order to label and identify the songs they created.

11. The Beatles are not from America despite the fact that they are people and there are many, many people from America.

12. Steven Seagal was not a member of The Beatles.

13. Thimple Jimtop snuck into my refrigerator late at night and ate all of my lettuce.

14. Paul McCartney was 100% opaque.

15. When The Beatles famously played on a rooftop not a single one of them jumped off.

16. Thimple Jimtop was punished using a scaled down version of waterboarding.

17. All The Beatles had somewhat successful solo careers, except for Steven Seagal who was not a Beatle to begin with.

18. Each one of The Beatles had both a mother and a father.

19. The Beatles were real and existed in the same universe this Tumblr post exists in.

20. Thimple Jimtop became despondent and ate his way through a loaf of wheat bread. When I found him he was very upset and begged me to leave him in his “bread cave” until I learned how to be a more forgiving friend. He stayed in for too long and was forgotten about and his new home was wrapped in a bread bag. He suffocated to death. 

21. George Harrison was into some weird shit.

22. Ringo Starr held drum sticks but usually only when he was practicing, performing, or recording songs.

23. “Hey Jude” is the title of a song AND a lyric in that song,

24. A funeral will be held for Thimple Jimtop at the Gus Fogt Picnic Site in Tower Grove Park, St. Louis, MO on Sunday July 2, 2017 at 10 AM.