the quad

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how am i supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65

“You know what I’m tired of? I’m tired of folks talking about some [sucks teeth] ‘stop wearing that jacket it’s too hot you in the wrong season.’ I don’t care bruh! Let me sweat bruh! Do you know how much this jacket cost bruh? $178 Bruh! Thats- plus shipping! I got the frickin receipt, that’s $200 I ain’t got bruh. Well not right now anyway. Like, dang bruh, I’d be stupid not to wear this jacket. It’s too expensive not to wear bruh. Not finna let no money go to waste, I will wear this junk in the desert if I have to bruh! You ain’t sweatin in it, I am bruh let me be, dang! And Imma keep wearing it this whole summer! [groans angrily]”

Lmao

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

But who needs facts in Trump America?

WHAT!!!!!

This sounds like one of those late night bumps that would come on adult swim back in the day

Please watch this.