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when Vanessa Carlton changed "Do you think time would pass ME by?" to "Do you think time would pass US by?" in the bridge of 'A Thousand Miles' > the Beatles entire discography

i relate

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FYI the name Dennis is derived from Dionysus. That is all.

this means…denny’s….

Denny’s is absolutely the domain of a god of chaos and revelry

putting this on my phd graduate cap

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

what if god was one of us

Just three bears in a pool five feet apart because there not gay

she thicc

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

Dude it’s from spongebob