National Endowment for the Farts

judas used tongue

Had a dream that I was accidentally entered into a "Christian rap competition" and the only thing I could think to rap about was my current interest in pickling onions. The crowd thought my pickled red onion brine for Jesus rap was so cringe that they didn't even boo. The entire venue just went completely silent until I felt awkward and left.

This would have done numbers with Russian orthodox Christians you were just playing to the wrong crowd king. Protestants have no culture

"Are my pickled red onion bars wack? No, it is simply the protestants who are wrong."

obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

damn is this a new era of tumblr fake stories

is it truly that difficult to believe that some people are just bizarre

“Isn’t it crazy how animal documentaries can make you root for the lion OR the gazelle, just with the editing? Anyway, back to watching hilarious meme clips of an actual real world legal trial.”

anakin didn’t do anything wrong that’s just what being 23 is like

Elden Ring

Wednesdays

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

Christians with jesus christ

why is there a new popular post with a joke about eucharist every week on this website

Hierarchy of needs: goofing around with a friend , vegetables

every kafka diary entry is like i am too wretched to ever marry (sabotages his own relationships) my health is in shambles (works at the asbestos factory) i need to be writing (goes to sleep)

my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it's none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree

omfg

orpheus looks back at eurydice and it’s not a tragedy. eurydice knows she’s loved.

my mom still says czechoslovakia

Your mom was alive when it was still called Czechoslovakia? I think she might be a time traveller bro...

when do you think it stopped being czechoslovakia

girls will be like "eek! eek!" and have little ears and little hairless tails

am i thinking of mice again

someone should design some sort of device