well wake-up guy, it's 1996--things are changing

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ok so write that down

“It all began with a polo neck. Al gave me a polo neck for Christmas. Even when we joked about doing an album together, we said that’d be the cover. Alex would be at a grand piano, there’d be a bit of music manuscript, a cigarette burning in an ash tray, and I’d be wearing a cream polo neck.”

And on April 13 2026, Neil and Ron sat down together and banged out the tunes.

FETCH ME NEIL

very important footage of damon albarn kissing russell mael's hand on jimmy kimmel live

i don't wanna hear it's 78,7% ocean like just put on a snorkel it's not that hard

“Thursday 18 June - Bristol Beacon  “Tickets go on general sale at 10am Friday 30 January “The Sparks Maeling List presale opens at 12 noon Wednesday 28 January MAELING LIST PRESALE LINK”

“It undoubtedly helped that frontman Alex Turner is a wordsmith who defied – and in turn, defined – his years. At the mere age of 20, Turner placed the microscope on those events all adolescents experience and honed in on the minutiae of such encounters: drunk texting, industrial approaches to fake tanning, a few cans in the park and scraps down the taxi rank. It was Turner’s disillusioned commentary on such relatable subjects that proved universal, almost owing something to cinema’s kitchen-sink movement but in the form of 13 indie songs.”

Ron reacts. Never Mind the Buzzcocks, S12E11. (x) (x)

You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

Then I haven’t missed it!