I have no life, I need a 1Up

and the other one! h

homest

it sucks breasts arent transferable. This is going to sound absurdly egotistical but im genuinely bothered that my boobs are like pretty nice but they are just going to go to waste. like i have way too much physical discomfort and coughing from binding to go that route and don’t particularly want to go with a Betittied Man thing for myself, i do really want top surgery, it’s just like. They’re nice tits and that’s one less pair of nice tits in the world. there are girls hurting for tits right now and im a tit wealthy man. Gods a jester and im in his circus.

EAT THE RICH

Wtf

That’s why I say I’m all for the rich having domestic staff as long as they pay them well and treat them like people. You create good jobs by being willing to pay what things are worth. If you really think cleaning is easy you would do it yourself. If you are paying someone to do it you are admitting by your own reluctance that it is necessary work that is either too difficult, unpleasant, or time consuming for you to perform. Ergo, you pay someone a proper wage for that job. If you have to choose between a pool and paying a proper wage to have someone else clean your house, then you make that choice between having a pool and having a house cleaner. Both are luxuries, and you need to decide which one you want to have if you do not believe you have enough money to accommodate both.

really? You’re going to post something like this with no explanation like WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM???????????

He’s just hanging out 😂

there we go

oh

This will make sense I promise.

lemme just

this post just changed my whole life

i-

Y’all better fucking appreciate this it took me 5 hours to do the bricks alone

OH SHOOT ITS A PAINTING NOT A TEXTURE PACK

ITS NOT A TEXTURE PACK?!?!

This election has me unreasonably stressed.

Thank god

This is Very powerfull

in space, no one can hear you violate workplace safety regulations

Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did

i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

This is the america they don’t want you to see

i love america

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

*group of people having fun* this site: wtf this is so scary

People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

We’re not even gonna mention FEMA’s Waffle House Index where they determine how bad a natural disaster is by calling the local Waffle House to see if they’re open?

that last bit isn’t a joke

When you’re reading and they haven’t described the characters