Salt Water Leech ..

@bopeep

I want to be as calm and content as this dog

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

(bake me up) bake me up a pie / (one-third cup) of flour for our pie

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

My cat always looks like chicken dinner

Simon is basically all of these