Hotch and Reid in an office:
Hotch: okay Reid, what do we do when we have the urge to jump off a building or off the plane?
Reid: well, I can’t decide between YEET or PARKOUR
Hotch: NO REID, you call your therapist

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Hotch and Reid in an office:
Hotch: okay Reid, what do we do when we have the urge to jump off a building or off the plane?
Reid: well, I can’t decide between YEET or PARKOUR
Hotch: NO REID, you call your therapist

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Reid and Morgan in a craft store
Reid: MORGAN!?
Morgan: yes Reid??
Reid holding up a pipe cleaner: do I really look like this?
Morgan: of course not
Reid: oh than-
Morgan: add nerdy glasses and dumb socks and you won’t be able to tell the difference
Reid: fuck you morgan
Emily laughing from behind
Morgan: Where did you come from!
Emily: yo-
Morgan: don’t say it
Emily running away: YOUR MOM
Morgan: I do what I want!
Hotch: Morgan, I need you to do the reports on these cases
Morgan: no
Hotch: Morgan, it wasn’t a question
Morgan: fine….. dad >:(
Prentiss: I deal with my trauma just fine
BAU team: …..
Prentiss: fine, maybe i have too many cats but they make me happy
Hotch: Emily, you have 57 cats, one more and you’ll run out of space in your apartment
Rossi playing a game with the team: Here are the rules, I count to ten and in those 10 seconds you have to get out of my life
Reid: Or else?
Rossi: or else…… or else I will give you all first class tickets to the bermuda triangle myself

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Hotch- I was so exited to be a dad to Jack, but 5 other kids
therapist- I thought you only had jack?
Hotch- me too
Hotch:
Reid needs his crust cut off his sandwich
Garcia only eat rainbow foods
Emily has an unhealthy obsession with cats
JJ is taking 5 AP classes and never sleeps
Morgan is never around unless he needs his laundry done that he’s put off for 2 months
Hotch in the briefing: I’ve told you guys a thousand ti-
Reid: 763 times actually
Hotch: fine Reid, “763 times”
Hotch: no more nerf gun wars in the bullpen
Rossi: yeah suckers, use your real guns, then the idiots will be off the team
Spencer Derek and Emily getting arrested:
Hotch: JJ, look at those idiots, haha
JJ: THOSE ARE OUR IDIOTS
spot the difference
“ pipe cleaner with eyes”

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the BAU playing floor is lava
Spencer: jumps onto the floor
Emily: spins in a chair, not paying attention
Hotch: doesn’t play, but rolls his eyes at the team
Rossi: tries to push everyone off the desks
Derek: helps Penelope onto a desk
JJ: gets onto a desk calmly
Hotch sleeping peacefully:
Emily: AARON!
*Hotch runs to the kitchen* : What is so important that you woke me up at 2 in the morning?
Emily: SPENCER ATE MY POPTARTS
Spencer: I DIDN’T KNOW THEY WERE HERS!
Hotch: I quit