Meh

i want to make friends but at the same time no

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

parents: why don’t you do anything me: minimalism

what’s it like to be taller than 5’2”??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?

we live in constant fear of the short ones, who (in my experience) will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want

3 am is such a powerful time. there are people sleeping. there are people partying. there are people having a movie marathon. there are people crying. there are people loving. there are people dying. there are people living. toegther at 3 am.

don’t romanticize 3 am everyone should be in bed!!!! go to sleep bitch!!!!!

*maintains composure while standing to silently salute a lonely but determined babybel as it tumbles down an abandoned hillside in the dim hush of the breaking dawn

absolutely broke me

seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming

Me reading your tarot cards: "Okay, I have drawn the Empress, the Queen of Discs, the, uh.... jack of diamonds, blue eyes white dragon, a couple of Swamp lands, and Pikachu."

I place the Knave of Swords face down in defense mode and end my turn

i love cats that sit like this. thank you, cats that sit like this

finding and stanning a new group is like creating another horcrux