STARLINGS

inspired by Animal Crossing, I’ve started doing this thing where I mail my best friends a framed picture of myself and then never speak to them again

going to therapy is so humiliating. gotta explain symptoms like I know how this sounds and I know what you’re gonna say. and the therapist is like it sounds like you’re having symptoms

it’s always the fucking symptoms

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

They do actually!

I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, “WAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!!” before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. I’m sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadn’t previously considered.

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in

LISTEN… I’VE WATCHED THIS MOVIE A MILLION TIMES AND I NEVER NOTICED DAVY JONES WAS IN A BUCKET

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

Badass female characters are just 😍😍😍😍😍😍 Females who look after other females are just 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 Female characters who bow down to none are also admirable and 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍x💯

DONT YOU KNOW KOREAN oh snap