The Phoenix's Song

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Bi culture: Being attracted to women with short hair and men with long hair

 also bi culture: being attracted to soft cute men and buff intimidating women

why have you analysed this

I don’t really remember the exact mindset I was in when I wrote this but it was probably something like “ohhhmmff english lamguage cool”

It took me several of these before I realized they weren’t actual quotes the DoctorDonna era was just Like That

This radiates pure joy

SHE IS OUR DISCO QUEEN

She time traveled from 1978 the moves are too good

big worm

oh hat

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

if you ever feel like a fuckup, just think you will never in your life fuck up as badly as david cameron, the prime minister of the united kingdom, whose political gamble in calling this referendum has completely backfired and britain has not only voted to leave the eu but it might also cause scotland and northern ireland to break up from the union. so if you ever feel like a fuckup, just think of dave and how he, the prime minister of the united kingdom, has single-handedly put at risk the economic prosperity, political stability and unity of his country for the advancement of his own political career and that he will now probably have to resign knowing that this will be his legacy

well at least now he won’t only be remembered as the guy who face fucked a dead pig

“You know you may have done something wrong when ‘Pig Shagger’ is the SECOND most awful thing you are remembered for.” - my partner, just now

Zookeepers are consistently one of the weirdest professions

i'm crying this us the best thing in the world

person: there’s something i have to tell you  my anxiety: *the pink panther theme*