What's Up, Buttercup?

in cutthroat kitchen the challenge in spaghetti and meatballs and this guy buys a sabotage to take away all of 1 ingredient from any chef. so he takes away this lady’s garlic. and everyone’s like “why the fuck did you not take her pasta” and he’s like “i know what i’m doing”. when the judge gets to that lady’s dish (and this was her only sabotage) he’s like “this is really underseasoned i’m not tasting any garlic or seasonings you’d expect from spaghetti and meatballs” and the camera just zooms in on the guy grinning. goddamn

school: We need your ROUGHEST 1-ply toilet paper for our bathrooms salesman: we already sell you the shittiest paper available sir school *sliding them $10,000 that could have gone to the arts department*: maybe this will… Change your mind

Having sex outside sounds pretty adventurous but what if a bug crawl up ya asshole then what you gone do 

Brits giving glowing reviews: “I didn’t mind it” “Not too bad at all” “Did the trick” “Yeah, pretty good” “Better than expected” “Fine”

it is but people like to think they’re special

that kid’s got terf bangs

WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS

i feel like everyone just…. forgets that hagrid spent time in azkaban?? he spent time in azkaban and somehow never became bitter and angry and stayed so kind hearted and loving and supporting and really i think this just proves that hagrid is one of the strongest purest souls in the series

reading a foreign language: yeah writing in a foreign language: ok listening to a foreign language: wait speaking in a foreign language: fuck