Mrs. Bailey💚

Okay but there were no “whities” in the show?? Everyone is based on people from Asian countries. Just because they’re light skinned, it doesn’t automatically make them white.

I’m laughing in the computer lab omfg

“Yeah, that was basically, we did about six different versions of that story, and that was just us standing around while the cameras were rolling and I would just feed them lines and feed Chris ideas for stories. I’d say, “Do another one, in this one say: ‘I was walking through a field, and I saw a lovey Turkish rug in the middle of the grass, and I love Turkish rugs, so I went to stand on it, and it was Loki, and he turned back into Loki and there was a hole and I fell through the hole was was impaled on a whole lot of spikes.’” So we did versions of that, and the one with the snake just ended up being the one we used.” —Taika Waititi, Empire Magazine Podcast, 6/11/17, 00:23:25 (x)

I don’t know what makes this funnier, the idea that Loki kept trying the same prank, or that Thor kept falling for it.

This anecdote was actually the first time in three movies that I believed they were brothers, like, I saw this scene and I was like ‘OH, of course, this explains everything about their relationship”. This and “Get Help”.

I like to believe that’s Tom Hiddleson actually trying not to laugh at that story.

a miracle 

Physical books should come with ‘digital download’ codes so you can have an ebook copy too.

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

yall out here still pretending anime characters are hot? tch…

just saw kakashi sorry for lying guys

All zoos are petting zoos if you aren’t a bitch