Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish.

Necromancer that doesn’t know they’re a necromancer and thinks they’re just a really good emt

That is the funniest thing i have ever read

im not even a full grown goblin…. im just a little …gobling…. trying to eat some garliced bread…..

minimalism is dead adopt the goblin way of life. fill your house with pebbles and shinnies.

finally found the origin of the black history moth 

CMON SEWING CLASS LETS GET SICKENING

death drop!!

My personal favorite is the body positivity talk as a caption under a picture of them shirtless looking ABSOLUTELY RIPPED. “This is actually really embarrassing, but now that I’ve started going to the gym six days a week, have cut sugar and carbs completely and have surrounded myself with other gays who look exactly like me and now see me as their equal, I’m slowly learning to love and accept myself!”

WHAT a goddamn mood

Someone take away his Instagram. Please.

How the fuck is this guy better at memes than everyone on this site

Josh Brolin is an absolute treasure.

Last night i had a dream Lady Gaga and Beyonce both simultaneously tweeted out a telephone emoji and every single gay in America immediately began rioting in the streets

Don’t even talk to yourself

Edward: *sticking Bella’s menstrual cup in the freezer* yummy, popsicles :)

one day you will have to answer to a god who will not be as merciful as us