imán olivia

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

not to be a FUCKING SLUT but i wanna cuddle with someone as it’s raining and thundering outside

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

play fighting is so fucking hot, oh no I got pinned down by you on the bed we better not fuck or anything that would be crazy

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

horny

not horny anymore i want to be loved

horny again

the rumors are true: i dont feel very good

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here