No Direction

the albums called FOUR after Harrys nipples right??

#i can just imagine the marketing meeting#niall’s laughing his ass off#zayn’s got a ‘kill me now expression’#louis is mega pissed off like ‘you’re putting our names and images on makeup? for children? i fucking give up. you people are honestly just shit at merchandising’#and harry is surreptitiously shoving all the samples in his pockets because really there are some lovely shades there#and louis sees him doing it and is like#’no. just no harold. if you want makeup (and you do look lovely in it love) then we’ll call one of your fashion friends to get some decent stuff yeah? don’t wear this crap’#and poor liam is just sitting there with his head in his hands wondering how much effort it’s going to take to soothe ruffled feathers this time#aka i’d love to be a fly on the wall at these meetings (boybandwasteland)

i bet harry took every conversation with each muppet 100% seriously on and off camera

"so elmo what is it like to have a hand up your bum?" "well harry i think we both know the answer to that question"

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”