anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

ok next year i have got to get normal

college is like. i am the stupidest person in the world. i am a god. i am universally loved. these people only tolerate me because they live with me. everyone in this library desires me carnally. i am repulsive. i am myself. i am as far from myself as i have ever been. i am an adult and i have never left the womb. 

sorry this is so much better than the dog one 

They all look completely unabashed and unrepentant for their crimes

I have so many thoughts that they all cancel each other out and I come up with a net 0 in the end

baby girl i have pain in joints unknown even to science

THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

So, the Onion just gave up on satire altogether, is what we’re saying. Can’t say I blame it.

good

Say what you will about Tumblr but it’s rather punk that capitalism has no power here. That we cannot be turned into products and are free to roam the tundra and scream into the woods about whatever like some primal beings.