ELLIOT☕️
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About Me
⚠️I AM A NARCISSIST- this is a clinical definition. Please bear this in mind when interacting with me. I’ll be fine, so if my behaviour is making you uncomfortable please either (ideally) tell me so I can stop or block me. Do not try to get on “despite” because then nobody wins. I say this with all love 💕
I’m conceited and I fw challengers, because i believe in honesty. ergo nothing upsets or surprises me. When good, rewarding things happen to me I feel like ghandi. Or at least the public persona of ghandi. That’s how come I got conceited in the first place- it’s also how come I’m possessed by a senator. Living like this is reasonably alienating. But I’m alienated anyway because I’m from a battered culture full of infighting who are all poor. The light of my life is the one I live for, who is the only person actually making it into heaven when head office gives me the key to open it. My senator is catholic so we’re gonna try buying it out
