Nutmeag

I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen

The boulder feels conflicted about fighting a blind, young girl

it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house

Who could have forseen this.

istg it looks like he took his 3rd grade drawings of a 'cool car' and screamed at his engineers "no, make it exactly like this!" until they scrapped all their attempts to improve it and just literally built his 3rd grade drawing

I don’t have anyone to send this to so I’m posting it here bc it made me laugh so hard I don’t want to lose it when twitter dies

Scream

making egg tarts without eggs is....a choice. sometimes one just has to acknowledge that a banana isn't an egg, indeed.

I think that we should take both states down with one hit

How do I get inside your head

An excellent addition hiding in the tags

bring hans over here right now so that i may suck him up sloppy

This wins the internet for 2024!! 😂😂

Brilliant 😂😂

She's there upside down tits out feet stuck and you're laughing.

please watch this tiktok (x)