Behind These Brown Eyes

One great thing about more self-driving cars is that they won’t slow down to look at accidents.

Despite it being recommended that we get 8 hours of sleep for our health, it’s a strange double-standard that we consider sleeping in lazy, but going to bed early prudent.

Getting a new phone is like moving to a new room. You have all your stuff already, now you just need to organize everything in a comfortable way.

Adults teach children that in the real world, no one cares about your feelings, yet you are literally allowed to sue people for emotional damages.

Literally me

They nailed it.

How come in movies with apocalyptic situations there’s always graffiti everywhere like “god save us” and “this is the end” like who the fuck has time for that put your can of spray paint away jimmy and get in the fucking van we’re trying to evacuate

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background