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a witch cast a curse and its making me sick

sexpervert dark sorceress is attempting to sexually manipulate me but I keep pointing out the rhetorical fallacies in her innuendo-laden attempts to convert me into a sex-crazed minion and shes gotten so angry she cant even get a hardon from hitting me anymore

Lets abort until its 1/2 of the generation.

I think the biphobic misconception that bisexual women only date men and bisexual men only date men may have a correlation to the fact that there is always a man freaky and horny in your DMs no matter what. It isn’t that bisexual women are secretly straight or that bisexual men are secretly gay, it’s that men are out there behaving like starving dogs and you feel so bad you end up feeding one, you know? Anyway, this coffee is a medium and I ordered a large. It’s okay, it’s busy in here, I get it.

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

Can you not joke about puppets my nephew was killed by a haunted puppet and it honestly hurt me more than his mother