TheNovelDrake

did you know if you tell anyone from 15-20 years old that ketchup is a great moisturizer they will smile and think about corbin bleu

the pitch of someone’s voice is not an indicator of their gender, goodbye

yeah it is, dummy. everyone knows theres only 4 genders, alto, tenor, soprano, and bass.

please stop baritone erasure

ok but what’s the deal with mezzo sopranos? like are you a soprano or an alto? pick a side.

Don’t counter-tenors just lack a strong bass figure in their life?

What the fuck is wrong with this site

Reblog this if it applies to you.

I am an introvert. That means that when I’m feeling down, chances are that I won’t actually go to you for help. In fact, I won’t go to anyone for help. You’ll have to actually check on me. I don’t feel that I should burden others with my problems but if you come to me, I might just trust you enough to let you help.

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this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

AWWWW so kawaii!! :3

Fact: When attempting to attract a pansexual using flowers, never use pansies. Though one would assume they are good for attracting pansexual people, they are actually dangerous as they magnify pansexual power to levels this dimension cannot handle. The last known case of such an event lingers still today, having occurred in the Bermuda Triangle, where the tear in the dimension still swallows things.

Fact: Pansexuals are in fact a rare variation of panthers and when angered pansexuals are able to turn into panthers with magenta, yellow, and blue spots.

this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

Oh those feels bruh!

Thank you so much from saving me from an axiety and panic attack <3 you are my saviors!!!!

alright so that kid from sonic the hedgehog joined an emo cult and got catfished from craigslist

Oh, I can’t tell anyone how happy that made me lol