Despite my confusion, I think I'm for real.

Fucked up that if you make a minor social blunder you can't ask the person if they hate you forever now because that within itself is another social blunder

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

I love people that just naturally have morals, manners, self awareness, common sense and consideration.

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

please. Untitled Artwork was my father. call me Untitled Artwork (1)

Everybody get more anti war right now

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

OH OH OH. SHOUT OUT TO ALL YOU FUCKERS SAYING IT CANT BE DONE HERE, MEANWHILE PEOPLE UBER THEMSELVES TO THE ER AND RATION THEIR INSULIN.

feels like i was supposed to die when i was young but somebody didn't get the memo so i'm still here for no good reason

Lvl 6: My Marine Biology professor told me it was technically “Octopods” to bring it in line with “Cephalopod,” but that if the class is falling asleep you can call them “Octopussies”

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

i think every member of the usa women’s hockey team should be able to handpick a member of the men’s team to hunt with a crossbow and machete