To boldly nerd

Replaying ace attorney is funny bc phoenix acts like getting picked on for an afternoon in elementary school was the worst part of his life as if his college girlfriend didn't try to fucking frame him for murder

Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??”

being someone's calm place is a love language

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

Lighting another mans cigarette with your cigarette?? While it’s in your mouth??? You could fuck in front of me and it would be less gay

its just me and my gay little iced coffee against the fucking world

You ever see a picture that just sums up an entire character and personality in one image