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Random person: what's your gender
Me: lol no
My friends: what's your gender?
Me: lol yes
who did this to me
It's so strange how time works.
I don't remember much, but I remember this:
- At 12 Percy Jackson stopped a war.
- At 13 Percy Jackson saved his best friend.
- At 14 Percy Jackson was facing down evil.
I remember feeling like I could do all of these things when I was that old.
At 14 I was starting high school and thought I was on top of the world, finally getting to experience life, finally becoming myself...I lose time
At 15 I thought I was getting better and still looking up to my favorite characters (pjo universe, critical role) thinking that I'll be like then when I grow up...I lose time
At 16 I told myself that this was my time...I lose time
At 17 I start to look back and wonder what I was doing with my life if my heroes could do so much before they turned 18
At 18, well, your life changes
Life update:
Just finished something that I never thought I'd get to do, it feels really fucking good. I feel like I'm finally gonna be okay, like I'm finally better, like life is finally doing something for me. My advice, find your people, fail in your original goals, because you never know what might happen. You might just become the happiest you've ever been.

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What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline
thank you ao3 for protecting writers and never allowing censorship to plague your platform. we love and respect you for this
Astronauts are so funny man. Here's just a couple of things I've found hilarious from this past week of space stuff:
It's probably already been spread around here enough already, but in case anyone's missed it; 7 hours after launch, commander Reid Wiseman, dealing with tech issues, uttered the generational quote "I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working."
After fixing the issues that were afflicting the onboard toilet, mission specialist Christina Koch (who has quickly become my favourite of the four) laughingly said “I’m the space plumber, I’m proud to call myself the space plumber.”
On Easter Sunday, the Artemis II crew hosted a makeshift egg hunt, by hiding packets of dehydrated scrambled eggs around their Orion capsule.
The way the crew always makes sure to make it very clear they're in space when doing interviews. From stuff like Wiseman just hanging out floating sideways on screen or Koch letting her hair loose so it can freely span out flowing around her.
While in transit, the crew decided to record a parody of those bad 80s sitcom intros where everyone turns and smiles at the camera.
When the crew reached the furthest point from Earth in the mission, they jokingly clambored over each other in an effort to get to the far side of the capsule, so that they could individually claim to be the furthest person from earth.
At the same time, on the ISS which was at the time on the other side of earth, the 7 astronauts onboard had a light-hearted race to the far side of the station, making jokes about being the furthest humans from Artemis.
On the way back to earth, NASA actually managed to establish an audio call between the crews of the ISS and Artemis II (where they shared the above info), and Koch called one member of the ISS crew, Jessica Meir, her "astro-sister" as the two of them previously spacewalker together in 2019. Meir then responded I'm so happy that we are back in space together, even if we are a few miles apart" (a few here being 230,000).
While Jeremy Hansen was doing an interview, Wiseman and Koch were just in the background swatting the mission mascot (a little moon plush toy named Rise) back and forth between each other.

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ao3 is a genius for using the omega april fools joke as them soft launching their exit from the beta state. like we all thought it was just a joke and that the beta would come back 😭🥹
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Ao3 Officially Exiting Beta!
They grow up so fast :')
Don't forget to grab your badge!
That moment when you're the props stage manager so you're bored out of your mind in rehearsal because they aren't using any props yet for this scene because there are none

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 2 POLL 41
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Li Yu (The Disabled Tyrant’s Beloved Pet Fish)
Prince Hamlet (The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark)
PROPAGANDA:
[Li Yu]
"The book's mpreg was deeply underwhelming."
"This man is a baby-making machine. Canonically he has given birth to four fish eggs and one human baby (that was an accident! He has no regrets though). Would love for him to give birth to another baby on purpose. Also for him to get knocked up as either a merman OR a manmer. (Please see the included picture reference of his manmer form — the third picture in the reddit thread I linked). He's a very cute bottom AND fish! Yay!"
Li Yu propaganda from last season
[Hamlet]
"Just. The tragedy of him losing his father, only to come to the realization that he himself is about to become a father. The added tension to his relationship with Ophelia, especially if she isn’t the one who got him pregnant. His oscillation between prudishness and sluttiness."
Bonus: Here's Hamlet, caked THE FUCK up while talking to his momma Gertrude about his father's ghost, painted by Nicolai A. Abildgaard. c. 1778
I'm sorry but having literally Hamlet from the centuries old Shakespeare play be put in a competition for fictional man most likely to get pregnant is objectively one of the funniest things I've ever seen
So how many of you Harry Potter fandom people who insist that just engaging in the fandom isn’t supporting JK Rowling are going to put your money where your mouth is and refuse to watch the new show? Just curious.