Mr. Benjy's Veritable Sustainability Palooza

Telly's ideal soulmate. Too bad they're taken already.

I really hate when people say "Oh, wonderful! Now Farfetch'd has an evolution!" No, it doesn't. Galarian Farfetch'd does. Kantonian Farfetch'd is left to rot. The same applies to Corsola and other regional Pokemon. Farfetch'd isn't built the same as its Galarian form, which is fighting type. What I really want is a Farfetch'd evolution that actually evolves from its Kanto form. I don't need it, there's plenty of flying Pokemon that evolve. Just... don't credit them for giving Farfetch'd a new form and evo.

Zooble's pretty badass to have an Ultra Beast and a legendary.

This one might be a little too niche, but whatever.

Amazing Digital coincidence!

I hope they're related.

The new starters look great, guys.

I'm legitimately pleased and surprised. For years I've been saying they were lying about making the next Tomodachi Life inclusive, but hey, never been more glad to be wrong.

Now that Kyle Schwartz is in prison, I like to think he'd befriend Trent Boyett.

Kinger's spherical... SPHERICAL!

Slowpoke Bros.

The sun is usually depicted as a jerk in media.

Give it a rest, girl.

AI ship 'em.

I was shocked to discover there's no Megan x Neuro-Sama shipping. So I'll be the first.