The Middle Nerd

Three months after moving into my new apartment, I’ve finally decided to take my books out of their boxes and put them somewhere in the house. This decision was prompted mainly because I just bought shelves. Yes, my main problem was that I had no book shelves – bad book nerd, I know.

Now that I’ve made this decision, my biggest problem is…how the hell do I organize it? I mainly wanted to organize…

Romeo and Juliet: Poison the wedding cake.

Jane Eyre: Halfway through the ceremony, a deranged-looking woman in white runs screaming down the aisle.

The Great Gatsby: Reception is set casually around a pool with a body floating in it.

Pride and Prejudice: The groom begins his vow with 'Against my better judgments, I have fallen in love with you.'

Lord of the Rings: Destination wedding at a volcano; when the officiator asks for the rings to be presented, throw them into the lava.

Watership Down: Serve rabbit at the reception.

Catcher in the Rye: Tell everyone they're Goddamn phonies, but invite them to the wedding anyway

Since I first moved out of my parents’ house (college dorming), I’ve generally had a roommate. For the first three years I had different female roommates. I learned in those years that I didn’t like living with other people. In case you haven’t noticed, I’m somewhat (read: very) neurotic. I like things being in my control, and I don’t like having to rely on other people to help pay the bills.…

Last year I said I would try to use my wordpress more often – be it writing short stories, reviews, or just ranting. As you can see, dear reader, that didn’t work out as I had anticipated. Every time I go on a hiatus, I blame life and to be perfectly honest, life does get in the way. The end of 2014 has been very stressful.

I’ve been back in school for about a year and a half and I noticed a…