The Microsoft Gamer

i reblogged this to my main too but y'all need to see this

why is this like 600 fps

always reblog smooth cat bowser

honestly the framerate here frightens me. it looks like real life

WTF IS THIS FRAMRATE

Always reblogging this tbh

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

There is nothing to defend

#i read a post once that described 90s kids as the generation of nostalgia #because so much technological advancement happened in such a rapid timeframe when we were growing up #that we can clearly remember having technologies that are now obsolete #like going from a corded hugeass phone to a small computer in your pocket just within our formative years is a major thing #and it sparks a nostalgia for our seemly ‘simpler’ childhoods #because so much rapid development makes it seem like it was a lot longer ago than it actually was (x)

This is the most solid explanation of our decade I have ever heard.

Oh my god

Just to add onto that, our childhood wasn’t even technology based. We grew up knowing of chalk, skateboards, jump rope, street hockey, playgrounds, butterfly collecting, etc. Slowly technology took over our lives and now there are hardly kids playing outside in the summer. We can clearly remember our childhood as it was and now we can see the clear line between it. We were the generation right smack in the middle of it all. Our parents were of non-tech and our children/young siblings will be all tech.

Every time someone adds to this i have to reblog.

The first time I did I jump start I could have fucked my self up. Pay attention guys!

Reblogging to save my own life

REBLOG TO SAVE!!

yo. it’s cold out and batteries die on the reg. here’s a helpful reminder.

This was at least twice as funny as I thought it was going to be.

Dying

this gave me anxiety 

i dont want to live anymore

every time I see a post that says “white people are so crazy” I get a little nervous like shit what did we do this time but you know what this takes the cake and I’m done, I’m out, goodbye, I’m airlocking myself off this planet

What freaks me out is this how ppl acted towards hitler…..

Nah dude fuck this, this is scary as fuck man. I really am not down with my country that literally was steps away from a civil war last year to be run by a man who is the epitome of white power and racism, supported by children who may not know, or may not even care about his hate. They just care about his fame.

oh my gosh

It just slams it's face into the tablet like “OH SHIT THEYRE FILMING” lord help me my sides

If whoever is trying to get in to your house knows what they're doing, you can put 10 inch screws and it wouldn't matter. A kick plate and a heavy dead bolt can help much much more than this, but with enough strength and knowledge it's near impossible to protect any normal door from someone prepared enough to get in your house.

THIS IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN

yeah like no kidding damn

@myparabataiismyself

lms / reblog if youre heterophobic

Wow, so edgy.

okay “ccumslutscootaloo” whose description is “Salutations! I’m Drake, and I’m the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. Sapiosexual. I’m Anti-Feminist, but I believe in equality, making me an Egalitarian. Anti-SJW, Anti Bullshit, Pro-Confederate, White Pride, Anti- Gun Control. Steven Universe and MLP Fan”

You have “hetphobia” as your URL, idiot.

if you’re the nicest guy i’ll ever meet i think im done meeting guys :(

I’m nice until I come across bullshit like this.

are you nice when you come across bofa

What the fuck is bofa.

BOFA DEEZ NUTS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

my aesthetic thats what it is

I’m screaming look at that bitches face she dead ass pushed the chicken off the building

Chicken