Safety Switch

SOOBY DOO taught us that the real monsters…are hunans.

sooby doo, huh? what’s missing, the neck of the dog? Velma?

The most difficult part of being human is forgiving yourself.

What about getting up

Who doesn't love pop punk

Me, I think, never listened to it

Don't say kilometers I'm American

Kilometers

What's a gender neutral nickname I can call my partner besides "love" like you British people do

Fella, mate, buddy, fellow flesh sack, pal, etc.

I’m sorry but your profile picture looks like a female version of Boyinaband

I also kind of think he looks like @setheverman but with colorful hair

are you saying Dave is actually the fusion of you and Seth Everman

I’m saying Infinity War is not the most ambitious crossover anymore

Im gonna do something cursed

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BILLIE EILISH????

Which one of us???

yes

this is like the end of a scooby doo episode

And One-time-I-dreamt would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for us meddling Tumblr users.

If you’re named Nick you already have a nickname.

that sounds like something Jeff would say

Guys what should I burn down now

the sun

Also, Grape and BF can communicate with each other in Beeps

is it morse code?

yo, pm. i really respect you replying to the people who aren’t doing good, that just shows that you genuinly care about people, you once helped me when i was feeling shit. man, i think you’re one of the purest human beings we have ‘ere on tumblr

With chains like Burger King, Dairy Queen, and White Castle, we need a peasant themed fast food.

Mc Donalds

i’d play doom on that, just out of spite

the older I get the more I understand why hermits exist across all cultures

"sex/love makes us human" stfu the only universal human experience is an engrained instinct to run away and hide in the woods

as an aro ace, i can confirm that

“G’day lads”

Longest boy

Telling someone to have a nice day is friendly. Telling someone to have a nice life is negative. There’s a temporal range where the longer you wish someone well, the less friendly the wish is.

have a nice second