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The first caveman to ever lie down must have been like mate get down here this shit is class!!!!!

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What’s the mood for the night?

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sonic the hedgehog is in there and he’ll give you a big bag of weed

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LIFE MOODDDDD

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I know we’re all sick of hearing about pocket inequality wrt men’s and women’s jeans but like i’ve started only wearing men’s jeans and you know what i carried in my pocket the other day? My front pocket? a can of diet coke!!

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Wait… what’s “upkyle”?

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when you’re waiting for uber driver jonathon to pull up in his subaru but you have no idea what a subaru looks like bc ur gay so u just kind of stand there vaguely hoping jonathon looks like he does in his uber profile pic

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I… Gotta go…

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guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

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fact

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The Signs as Dan Avidan Quotes

Aquarius: "AY YO WHERE THE PUSSY PRODUCTS AT?!"

Pisces: "It's hard to have an existential crisis when everything's so pretty."

Aries: "Shit, man, I didn't know we were supposed to pay attention."

Taurus: "My inevitable death and disintegration makes me fucking chill."

Gemini: "Actually, they're called jants. They're jorts for your whole entire legs."

Cancer: "Oh, I forgot about that. Or I didn't know it in the first place. Definitely one of the two."

Leo: "Looks like you're the science guy now."

Virgo: "Who can buy Twinkies at a time like this?! We're all gonna die!"

Libra: "There's gotta be some way to fuck it."

Scorpio: "I would actually blow Satan for this to be over sooner."

Sagittarius: "Sounds like your problem, fuck you."

Capricorn: "I'm in the process of believing in you."

#sagittarius #fucking ME

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Pastor: Now here’s sister Shirley with the announcements

Sister Shirley:

Thank you pastor.

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#magical girl arin hanson

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