A weird blog just for Astrology.

Personality Placements:

1st House - Mars - drive & motivation

3rd House - Mercury - communication & thinking

4th House - Moon - emotion and conscience

5th House - Sun - main personality

Love/Sex Placements:

1st & 8th House - Mars - sex and gain

2nd & 7th House - Venus - love and expectations

3rd House - Mercury - verbal connection

4th House - Moon - emotional connection

5th House - Sun - conscious connection

Money Placements:

2nd House - Venus - goals

8th House - Pluto (Mars) - drive to reach goals

10th House - Saturn - the actual goal & how you fulfill it

11th House - Uranus - what meeting your goals brings

Knowledge Placements:

3rd & 6th House - Mercury - how you collect knowledge

9th House - Jupiter - exploring higher learning

11th House - Uranus - exploring science and disengaging from well known facts

Y’all deserve to know which layer of Hell you’re going to

Uranus retrograde will begin on August 3, 2017 at 28 degrees Aries. During this retrograde, deep fears and anxieties may be awakened and perhaps there will be a change in behaviors. It is likely erratic or eccentric behavior will be evident during this time. Aspects made to Uranus can bring up karmic cataclysm. Major changes are expected to occur during this period as well. You are more likely to seek personal freedom and perhaps rebel. The retrograde period is a time to reflect, and reconsider. Your intuition is likely to be heightened during the retrograde period and you may be understanding of strange situations. You may have a lot of “ah-ha!” moments during this period. Your “why” questions may be answered, or better understood during Uranus retrograde. However, it is likely you will feel more dogmatic than usual at this time. This is an opportunity for you to develop, grow, and understand your needs as we exit 2017. Uranus will turn direct on January 2, 2018 at 24 degrees Aries. Take this time as an opportunity to free yourself, make changes, and become independent.

Taurus Moon: Passionate and sensitive emotions hidden in a labyrinth and that Minotaur guarding it is named practically.

Gemini Moon: Butterflies in their head and heart but also vibrant songs. He/she is observant and their mind is like a racetrack.

Cancer Moon: Needs to be needed but abuse/use them and their wrath is like the sea. Mind is centered on self-preservation.

Leo Moon: Do you see that crown she/he wears? Mind is highly group-oriented yet subconsciously finds ways to stand out. Performer at heart. 

Virgo Moon: Always analyzing with a computer-like mind. Don’t mess with their routine. Their worry can easily be felt in a room.

Libra Moon: Receptors waiting to connect with others. Do you ever fully understand their decision making? Detached warmth of a swaying scale.

Scorpio Moon:Talk to them and you can feel their depth. you won’t see their claws or stinger until it’s too late. They are a coin of compassion and plotting hate. 

Sagittarius Moon: Mind is in tune to reevaluating their beliefs but their heart sticks to them. Eternally running through a field of freedom. 

Capricorn Moon: Insisting they have everything under control all while desiring a haven. Devoted, old soul, calculated mind, and antique heart.

Aquarius Moon: Such a friendly aura but an unusual mental wave. Learning to be human. Chaotic mind, distant feelings, and jigsaw heart.

Ceres

Loses her daughter to Hades

Can show how we deal with loss and separation

Deals with the mother (relationship with her, you as a mother figure)

Shows where we’re nurtured

If afflicted can show mother issues.

Lilith

Has 3 stages

Suppression, humiliation, isolation (Asteroid Lilith)

Pain, plotting, revenge (Dark Moon Lilith)

Rising from the ruins and becoming healthy again (Black Moon Lilith)

* Cancer moons tend to be extremely emotionally stable and tend to be very private with their emotions which is why they seem very aloof and detached. * Many surgeons usually have mars in Aquarius due to their ability to completely disengage from the act itself. * An abundance of Neptune contacts shows a natural talent for acting due to Neptune’s influence of blurring conscious lines of ones personality(it’s easy for them to be someone else) * Lilith on the ascendent can make men immediately obsessed with you but also repel them in the same way. * The 2nd house determines how your voice will sound(its tone) the third house describes your mind and how you “speak” with said voice. * Sun in the 5th house individuals are the personification of the sun but can be some of the most prideful people because of it. * To many 7th house planets can show an inability to decipher your own personality from that of others. * Air house synastry is actually important for rationalization in a relationship. * A watery synastry can show an inability to disconnect from one another. * It can be so dangerous for people with Neptune in the 8th to get involved with the paranormal as these people have such a thin grasp in the world of the living as it is. * Pluto in the 8th house people can lose themselves in the act of sex and I mean this both metaphorically and litturly. * Pluto in the 3rd house people can have disturbing relationships with their siblings(not sexual but toxic and or intense) * Mars square Pluto can be a rape aspect ☹️ and both men and women with this position need to be watchful of transits involving these planets. * Moon in leo are more inward with their emotions but also tend to lack emotional control. Leo suns don’t have a temper and usually take awhile to aggravate. * Where ever Saturn or Capricorn is in your chart shows an area or place of your life that you will grow to not only master but become wise in. * Aquarius in the 8th/Uranus in the 8th house people usually have something unique about there genitalia. * Jupiter in the 8th house people are growers not showers and tend to be endowed depending on the aspects that hit Jupiter of course. * Saturn in the 8th house people(guys) are not always small and can actually have big members but whenever Saturn and Jupiter interact a cancel affect happens and it makes things smaller or bigger then they should be. * Neptune in the 8th house individuals tend to have as they say “unbelievable” bodies. Ex Marylyn Monroe. * Joan Crawford and Betty Davis are a classical example of fire and air moon combos.Joan struggled with multiple copping mechanisms and often had varying public images that never aligned with her ego or her emotional desires, but changed the platform for women in television and film with her demanding and passionate nature.(Aries sun/gemini moon) Betty Davis whom was both a strong and talented individual with a presence like no other capable of leaving an audience completely swept away. But she often struggled with connecting with her daughter and often was to focused on gaining the wrong attention and failing to realize what she sought all along was the love from her own daughter. She constantly disengaged emotionally and struggled with the more tender aspects of being a mother.(Leo sun/Aquarius moon) * Mars and moon aspects is a very passionate synastry aspect to have and is a huge baby naming aspect as it makes both involved extremely (in heat as they say) and very fertile😱 *wear protection* * Mars in 2nd house synastry is also another sexual hotspot and can liturly make the house person want to devour you completely at every moment! Very sensual and constant sex. * Venus in the 2nd is a beautiful placement but can cause possession on both ends and very sensual and touchy feely desires from both people. * Pluto in the 3rd house synastry or composite along with 6th house Pluto can showcase an intense relationship that may have A very heavy and intense vibe that’s apparent “daily” in the relationship either through communication(heavy dialogue/sexual/angry and so on) or every day life(sex has to be apart of couples routine/constant testing of one another/inability to “relax” * The yod configuration in the chart points to a divine lesson and or purpose one must grasp and understand in this life! Multiple yods can mean a life full of heavy duty to guide and lead the world in some way! * A lot of generational aspects in your natal and synastry points to a life full of heavy past life karma. * People with retrograde Venus can come across as emotionally disconnected and sometimes perceive themselves as more loving then they really are which tends to be the cause of strife in their relationships! Tends to be worse in water venus ex: drake. * Jupiter retrograde people don’t tend to believe in luck or something “working out” by believing alone. Tend to create their own destiny. * Uranus or Aquarius/gemini or mercury in the 12th house can point to multiple personalities and hidden parts of the personality that are hidden.. these people wear mask and are 1,000 different people all at once.(there’s a threat for mental instability if not kept an eye on here)

This is a warning. We aren’t obligated to provide the information that we do, we don’t have to wake up everyday to shut down assholes.